Great Outdoors "Nature is Trying to Kill You" Tee Shirt
$32.99
Get Freshly Baked in the Great Outdoors!
The outdoors are trying to MURDER you! 0/10 not highly recommended by those who go outside. When interviewed about the outdoors, one man said "Everything out here is trying to kill me. The sun is trying to burn me, the plants are trying to irritate my skin, the animals are trying to eat, and THESE DAMN BEES!!" We stopped asking questions to people after that answer and stayed the fuck indoors lol!
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |