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Politicians are Puppets - Short-sleeve unisex t-shirt

$32.99
"No chance of that's what you got (Ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets
We'll find their place in line
Go tie a string around your finger now boy, 'cause it's
It's just a matter of time 'cause you've got
NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE IN HELL"

- Vince McMahon Entrance Music

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
XS (inches) 27 16 ½
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
4XL (inches) 34 30
5XL (inches) 35 31

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