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Politicians are Puppets - Unisex Hoodie

$49.99

No chance of that's what you got (Ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets
We'll find their place in line
Go tie a string around your finger now boy, 'cause it's
It's just a matter of time 'cause you've got
NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE IN HELL
- Vince McMahon Entrance Music

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
S (inches) 27 20
M (inches) 28 22
L (inches) 29 24
XL (inches) 30 26
2XL (inches) 31 28
3XL (inches) 32 30
4XL (inches) 33 32
5XL (inches) 34 34

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