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Politicians are Puppets - Unisex Tank Top

$34.99
No chance of that's what you got (Ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets
We'll find their place in line
Go tie a string around your finger now boy, 'cause it's
It's just a matter of time 'cause you've got
NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE IN HELL
- Vince McMahon Entrance Music

A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS (inches) 26 16 ¼
S (inches) 27 18 ¼
M (inches) 28 20 ¼
L (inches) 29 22 ¼
XL (inches) 30 24 ¼
2XL (inches) 31 26 ¼

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